Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?– Jerry Seinfeld (via imetshakespeare)
junkiewithmonkeydisease: Just commented “What a fun, sexy time for you.”on a friend’s facebook status, even though I know they’re never going to get it. oh! this reminds me!…last night i was thinking about deactivating my facebook account and they had to go and show me THIS SHIT: so i was like fuuuuuuck and i couldn’t bring myself to do it and i know i never will. having access...